The Grand Old Duke of York
(Tune: "A-Hunting We Will Go")

The Grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up the hill [everyone stands up]
And marched them down again [everyone sits down]
And when you're up, you're up; [everyone stands up]
And when you're down, you're down. [everyone sits down]
And when you're only halfway up, [everyone half-way up]
You're neither up nor down! [everyone stands up then sits down quickly]