Titanic

Oh they built the ship Titanic
To sail the ocean blue,
And they thought they'd built a ship
That the water would wouldn't go through.
But the good Lord raised his hand,
Said the ship would never stand,
It was sad when the great ship went down.

Chorus: Oh it was sad, (Oh it was sad,)
Oh it was sad, (Oh it was sad,)
Oh it was sad when the great ship went down
to the bottom of the (choose one:)
1. Sea -- ee -- ee -- ee
2. Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives,
It was sad when the great ship went down.

They were not too far from England's friendly shore,
When the rich refused
To associate with the poor.
So they put them down below
Where they'd be the first to go.
It was sad when the great ship went down.

They put the lifeboats out
On the dark and stormy sea
and the band struck up with
'Nearer My God to Thee.'
Little children wept and cried
as the waves crashed o'er the side
It was sad when the great ship went down.

The captain stood on deck
with a tear in his eye
And as the last boat left he
waved them all goodbye...
But he thought he made a slip
so he went down with the ship
It was sad when the great ship went down.

Oh they built a sister ship,
Called the S.S. Ninety-Two
And the bow was painted red
and the stern was painted blue
But they christened it with beer,
And it sank right off the pier
It was glad when the sad ship went down.

Kerplunk,
it sunk to the bottom of the
(repeat chorus one last time)